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AI funding is still a firehose — just aimed at very few mouths

In the first 6 weeks of 2026, 17 AI companies raised $100M+ rounds, with 3 crossing $1 billion. February 2026 was the largest startup funding month ever recorded: global venture capital hit $189 billion in a single month, with AI-related companies accounting for $171 billion of that total.

Gobbles Gobble's Take: The money isn't spreading. It's pooling. Source: Perplexity Search


TechCrunch's 2025 mega-round list confirms the parade never took a break

The AI industry entered 2025 with strong momentum — and never let up. The list includes Mythic's $125 million round, Chai Discovery's $130 million Series B, Fal's $140 million Series D, Unconventional AI's $475 million seed round, 7AI's $130 million Series A, and Genspark's $275 million Series B.

Gobbles Gobble's Take: At these sizes, "seed round" is doing a lot of heavy lifting as a word. Source: TechCrunch


One white paper reframes the AI race as a recursion problem, not a capability problem

Frontier AI models are already being designed, tested, and deployed to assist in coding, evaluation, research, synthetic data generation, model critique, and the improvement of future systems. The white paper argues the deeper question isn't whether AI can improve AI — it's what kind of recursion is being built. Without an equally powerful human loop, systems risk becoming faster without becoming wiser, and more fluent without becoming more truthful.

Gobbles Gobble's Take: Recursive self-improvement sounds exciting until you notice humans aren't in the loop. Source: Perplexity Search


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